Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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