Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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