just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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