This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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