so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
id be glad to
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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