is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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