Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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