You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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