i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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