I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He has the fingertips of a God
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