when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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