But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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