It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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