break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
no you cant smoke seaweed
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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