dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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