just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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