how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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