No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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