awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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