I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The beers last night were like the tears from god
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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