i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize