i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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