So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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