Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from