final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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