grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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