If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I am one with the molecules
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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