The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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