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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Your favorite bartender is back from prision

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• (210): View more from Texas

  This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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• (805): View more from California

  I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We have so much sex to catch up on

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.

  (616): View more from Michigan

  2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.

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