so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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