I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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