You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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