hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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