ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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