Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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