If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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