Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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