You work out of a Hotel?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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