I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Say something about gay babies.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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