oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
