they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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