I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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