I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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