I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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