Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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