Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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