ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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