One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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