it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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