remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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