she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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