And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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