how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we're making bets on your personal life
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
