Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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