and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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