Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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