she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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