the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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